and the beat goes on....

Oh Sarah, oh Sarah...how you toy with us....
Sarah Palin is starting a bus tour. Not that she has announced that she is running for the U.S. Presidency of course (snicker, snicker...) Just thought that she would let everyone know that she is heading out...on a bus. I'm sure that you can relate. Any time I find myself near a Greyhound terminal I feel an inexplicable pull to just get on board and go on out there and visit the great folks who inhabit this Wonderful Land of Ours. (Did you hear my Sarah voice imitation there? Did ya'? Did ya'?)
I not only feel the pull to get on the bus, but also to tell everyone I can think of that I'm going for a bus ride.
What a....well I can't think of a word that describes what I think she is doing without going into major cussing. It might however be another name for a Children's Lit character. Antonio Banderas voiced the character in the Shrek movies....
OH OK...I just know y'all want me to come right on out and call a pussy a pussy....

She is such a lame ass quitter...dumped Alaska and took off for the lower 48 because if you want media exposure well you gotta be down here.
Actually in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan many of the people who reside there refer to the residents of the Lower Peninsula as trolls. You get that right?
Trolls because we live below a bridge.

Ergo...my new name of Sarah would be troll.